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Wife: let’s make things easier and do
a fake tree this year
Me: that’s dumb, but ok.
Wife: This one’s got snow and
glitter
Me: it’s ugly, but ok.
Me(after some assembly): wtf, looks
like frosty banged a bunch of
strippers in here
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